Who Gives A Crap Premium Bamboo Toilet Paper

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PREMIUM BAMBOO TOILET PAPER

48 DOUBLE LENGTH ROLLS

Smooth and strong, our posh premium rolls are super cushy and sustainably made from 100% bamboo. Our softest loo roll ever— it’s like wiping with clouds.

The Nitty Gritty

  • 48 rolls per box
  • 6 different black & white patterns
  • Made with 100% forest friendly bamboo
  • 370 sheets per roll
  • No inks, dyes or scents
  • Luxurious trois-ply (that’s 3-ply in French, darling)



THE FUN STUFF


  1. Softer than unicorn manes
  2. 50% of profits donated to help build toilets
  3. Made from forest friendly bamboo fibres
  4. Your interior decorator will thank you
  5. Double length rolls are a great deal at 33¢ per 100 sheets
  6. 1200% more puns in every box
  7. 100% money back guarantee


    THE BORING (BUT STILL USEFUL) STUFF


    1. Double-length rolls have 370 sheets each
    2. Fits in almost all loo roll holders
    3. Sheets are 10x10cm each
    4. 3-ply is super soft and super strong
    5. Biodegradable
    6. A-ok for most septic tanks
    7. No inks, dyes or scents